The Little Book of Scottish Jokes by Greig Findlay

The Little Book of Scottish Jokes by Greig Findlay

Author:Greig Findlay
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Published: 2017-11-09T00:00:00+00:00


Billy McNab was once run over by a brewery truck.

It was the first time for years that the drink had been on him.

How can you tell the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings, but Walt disnae.

A Londoner goes to an Aberdeen bar and is surprised to find the beer only two pence a pint. The barman explains that it's the price to mark the centenary of the pub opening. The visitor notices, however, that the bar is empty.

'Are the regular customers not enjoying the special prices?' he asks.



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